愚人節了,我物件懷孕了,b超都拍好了,快來祝賀我吧!畢竟我都兩年沒回家了。
April Fool‘s day, my object is pregnant, B-ultrasound are taken, come to congratulate me! After all, I haven’t been home for two years。
世界那麼大能認識你,我覺得好不幸。
The world is so big that I feel so unfortunate to know you。
我能成為你單身路上的絆腳石嗎?
Can I be a stumbling block on your way to being single?
我有道數學題想請教你 我不是很會 我們在一起的機率是多少?
I have a math problem that I want to ask you。 I‘m not very good at it。 What’s the probability of us together?
今天騙我的感情可以 騙錢 不行。
Today, I can cheat my feelings, but not my money。
你永遠無法叫醒一個裝睡的美人,除非你的早餐香過初吻。
You can never wake a sleeping beauty unless you have a first kiss at breakfast。
如果我16歲,我可以悄悄的說我好喜歡你,如果我26歲,我可以大聲告訴你我很愛你,可惜我6歲,我什麼都給不了你,我還要上小學。
If I am 16 years old, I can whisper that I like you very much。 If I am 26 years old, I can tell you that I love you very much。 Unfortunately, I am 6 years old。 I can‘t give you anything。 I have to go to primary school。
我餓了,果然誠實可靠幽默風趣溫柔善良正義可愛不能當飯吃。
I’m hungry。 I‘m honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just and lovely。 I can’t eat。
當初北大有一個保送資格,我沒有去,一來是不太適應那裡的氣候,二來保送的不是我。
At the beginning, Peking University had a recommendation qualification, but I didn‘t go。 First, I didn’t adapt to the climate there。 Second, I didn‘t recommend myself。
世界上有兩種最可愛。一種是記性差的,第二種我給忘了。
There are two loveliest things in the world。 One is poor memory, the second I forgot。