1、來不及了，五塊錢僱一
個人
喜歡我，再貴付不起了。
It‘s too late。 I can’t afford to hire someone who likes me for five yuan。
2、別人的女朋友都是想辦法撒嬌，而你總想跟我單挑。
Other people‘s girlfriends are trying to be coquettish， and you always want to be alone with me。
3、想和你在冬天吃火鍋，不是冬天也行，不是你也行，不是火鍋不行。
Want to eat hot pot with you in winter， not winter is OK， not you are OK， not hot pot is not OK。
4、我數學不好的原因是因為，像我這麼單純的人，做不來這麼有心機的數學題。
The reason why I’m not good at math is that a simple person like me can‘t do such clever math problems。
5、如果你肯花一點時間來了解我，你就會
發現
，你浪費了一點時間。
If you take a little time to get to know me， you will find that you have wasted a little time。
6、醜的才談戀愛，美的現在都在賣空調。
Ugly people fall in love。 Beautiful people are selling air conditioners now。
7、以前醜，不好意思發自拍，現在不一樣了，P圖的手藝提高了。
I used to be ugly。 I’m sorry to take a selfie。 Now it‘s different。 The craftsmanship of P-map has improved。
8、你不必故作冷淡，我也沒想糾纏，最後一次，把一塊錢還給我。
You don’t have to pretend to be cold， I didn‘t want to entangle， the last time， give me a dollar。
9、千萬不要陪一個男孩長大，就算要陪也要多陪幾個。
Don’t grow up with a boy。 Even if you want to grow up with a boy， you have to spend more time with him。
10、好希望喜歡的人可以用錢買到，這樣我就可以徹底死心了。
I hope the people I like can buy it with money， so that I can give up completely。
11、有些歌聽前奏就喜歡上了，有些人看一眼就愛上了，唯獨作業開啟一頁就不想做了。
Some songs like the prelude， some people fall in love at a glance， only open a page of homework do not want to do。
12、我能想到最浪漫的事，就是看你們慢慢變老然後我依舊傾國傾城。
The most romantic thing I can think of is to see you grow old， and then I still love you。
13、我一定要努力，讓那些嘲笑我的人，都被我笑死。
I must try my best to make those who laugh at me laugh to death。
14、彆著急，總有一個男孩手捧一束花走到你面前，然後溫柔的對你說：“不好意思，讓一下。”
Don‘t worry， there is always a boy holding a bunch of flowers come to you， and then gently said to you：“excuse me， let me
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